The Stalker Song

this is the stalker song/poem

The courtyard is over a hundred feet.
but I see a girl i have yet to meet.
across the world as it seems to be.
but i can tell she's the one for me.

Her hair is Blonde...or maybe brown... who knows!
all i can tell is that she smells like a rose!
or she looks like she might from what i can see.
but i can tell she's the one for me.

and when she turns off the light and leaves her room
i feel like she could be my bride and me her Groom.
people keep on saying i should give it time.
but if i cut 100 feet down by 99
i would be hers and she'd be mine.

and when i look across that infinite space
i know that i love Ms. "whats-her-face"
My roomate keeps on saying love isn't free
but i'm pretty sure she's the one for me.

when our eyes finally met my whole body froze
and she looked about ready to break my nose
but even her anger was pretty as can be
and i'm still pretty sure she's the one for me

and when she turns off the light and leaves her room
i feel like she could be my bride and me her Groom.
people keep on saying i should give it time.
but if i cut 100 feet down by 99
i could be hers and she might be mine.

today i saw a boy and i can't shake this feeling
that the guy that's in her room is the one that she is seeing
he was 400 lbs and 7'3"
now i'm not so sure she's the one for me

when i finally met Ms. "what's-her-face"
i got a fist to the mouth and my eyes filled with mace
i have to say through my broken teeth
that i highly doubt she's the one for me

and when she turns off the light and leaves her room
i feel like she could be my bride and me her Groom.
people keep on saying i should give it time.
but if i cut 100 feet down by 99
i wouldn't be hers and she'd never be mine.
and her boyfriend would probably break my spine

copyright: me